still remember the third of December, me in your
sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She'
s got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as
pretty
You gave her your sweater, it'
s just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'
m getting colder
But how could I hate her? She'
s such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She'
s got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as
pretty
You gave her your sweater, it'
s just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as
pretty
You gave her your sweater, it'
s just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were...