Bitch ass ninja who cheats and leads women on for years only to leave them broken hearted. They cheat on all their girlfriends and even their wife. Has multiple baby momas and never know how to be alone jumping from relationship to relationship. Then when it’s all done and said they blame you for your own feelings and tell you that if they wanted to be with you they would of loooong ago. They think their dicks are big and good but it’s garbage!!! They are selfish, dumb and users.
by lachichu April 17, 2019
A self absorbed washed up man who still thinks he's in his teens or early Twenties. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who is also addicted to porn. He doesn't work. He spends all his time on his phone trying to get off but he can't even get it up and needs Viagra to be sub-par. Also enjoys telling stupid old stories of his younger years when he was a womanizer. He now lives in misery...
Darrens just talk talk talk all bullshit non stop. Hey, "I was married to a former stripper who screwed my best friend." I love to go on and on and exaggerate stories of my younger years that I wish were true.
by Lie Detector February 12, 2017
Father of 3, Nathan, Alyssa and Amelia. Sometimes fun, sometimes grumpy, with rubbish dad jokes but loves his kids.
by Darren Ellis December 03, 2019
The greatest person to ever live, easily smarter than Albert Einstein. Never makes a mistake, he's also very humble and kind. He has an amazing sense of humor and always makes everyone laugh. He's also very hot, like really hot, he's basically out of everyone's league and has a huge dick.
Random Hot Chick: Holy shit, that's a huge dick you have Darren.
Darren: Yeah I know I hear it all the time.
Darren: Yeah I know I hear it all the time.
by Epic2021 June 25, 2021
darren is a really sweet, funny, and ethnically ambiguous guy (black on paper, white in person). he gives off algerian frat boy vibes but can be mistaken for moroccan. he has a way with words, a charismatic way of speaking, and an unforgettable laugh. you can catch him smoking, painting, or milly rocking when he feels stressed or wants to hype his friends up. gets huge fomo ("are you guys hanging out without me again?") not only is he an exceptional leader, but he also has a humongous dong. he also has an intense foot fetish
by JimmyJohn's November 25, 2019
by XxGrimmzxX June 02, 2015
(Female name)
She is a girl who doesn't have a lot to say but you can feel and sense that there is something about her.
She is lowkey at everything (mostly at being a baddie and a savage).
She is short and closer to hell (you'll be able to tell).
She's basically an angel with a shotgun... and horns... and a tail.
Ironic but the good kind.
She is a girl who doesn't have a lot to say but you can feel and sense that there is something about her.
She is lowkey at everything (mostly at being a baddie and a savage).
She is short and closer to hell (you'll be able to tell).
She's basically an angel with a shotgun... and horns... and a tail.
Ironic but the good kind.
by nyenyers_ June 06, 2016