Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.

"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."

by TheRedPawn November 21, 2024

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

curd

burger

"curd burger curd burger."

by RiceAndCurry November 30, 2020

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Curd

A curd is when you resin your turd so it hardens and then use it as a cock

Can I stick my curd up you Karen

by Hardpoo November 23, 2023

Curd

The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging

Last night he had me covered in Curd

by Big flogger 69 March 2, 2021