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Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"
by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024
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Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.
Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.
by Narpets October 24, 2015
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sucking the curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"
by overcoat July 7, 2020
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Squeaky Curds

The holy grail of Wisconsin snacks, fresh cheese curds that squeak when you bite them. If it doesn’t squeak, it’s not legit.
Man, these squeaky curds are straight-up divine! Nothing says Wisconsin like a bag of these babies.
by LUMONOVA August 7, 2024
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toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
by bummy holey January 29, 2018
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nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.
by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011
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