sucking the curd

to suck a cheese curd

"Woah, Mark! You're really sucking the curd here!"
"I know- can't get enough of this curd, bro! Dairy queen has the best!"

by overcoat July 7, 2020

nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.

I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.

by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011

Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022

Curd Packer

Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.

Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese

Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.

Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.

Go pack go!

Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.

by P-Didy juicy krisp February 8, 2019

Curd

Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do

"Stop pulling a curd"

"You're such a curd"

by TheUnknownClanner December 6, 2024

curd

burger

"curd burger curd burger."

by RiceAndCurry November 30, 2020

Oh Curds

An interjection that expresses emotions of shock, surprise, and disturbance.

"Oh curds, this isn't going to be good..."

by TheRedPawn November 21, 2024