The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
Me and Jane road the tunnel of love,
but Jim and Eric road the tunnel of fudge!
Eric's been a corndog'r since he was knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer sunset!