concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

concrete caveman

A solid white man who grew up in the hood.

There's Chris he's a concrete caveman he's not with the bullshit.

by Solo solid June 20, 2018

Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

concrete native

A concrete native is a pure bred native. It is used as a comeback amongst natives and alaskan alike. It is a permanent native.

white person- " hey man did you see that mexican down at the brown jug?"

other white person-" oh no man, that wasn't a mexican, that was a concrete native!"

other example:

native- " hey quit camping with the pipe cracker"

kracker- " shut up you damn concrete native!"

by patcabby January 15, 2011

Truck on Concrete

This is a sex position where the male is seen swinging from the ceiling and the other person is laying flat. The male then gets enough speed to go through the roof and come down on the other person at drastic speeds. The person is then paralyzed and the male has had his orgasm on impact. This move resembles a truck being launched and landing on the concrete, hence the name. Also known as the J-Mac Special.

Auggie Ames - "J-Mac please do it"
J-Mac- "Are you sure? No one has ever survived the truck on concrete."

Auggie Ames - " Yes do it, I want to cum more than I have ever came".

RIP Auggie Ames

by LittleCumshot October 31, 2019

concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 October 25, 2015

concrete rose

Capitalized, it is the title of Ashanti's third album. As defined by the artist herself, it is a representation of her music--a mixture of elements from hip-hop and R&B.

Ashanti considers Concrete Rose her best album to date.

by Penny Woods March 27, 2005