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Compersive

Compersion is difficult to explain and is an expanded type of love. It's the knowing that life and love is better when our partners are happy and have more love in their lives. It's the joy and love you feel when your partners are happy with their other partners, when you see different aspects of them, when that love makes your own relationship deeper.

NOT necessarily about arousal or cuckolding! o_O Compersion can involve arousal, it can be hot to hear about sexy times your partners have had with other people, but it ain't the main use for that word.
She felt a heart-melty compersive reaction to seeing her sweeties snuggle with other people cuz damn ain't that cute to see.
by manky titties August 5, 2018
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compassionista

A person devoted to living compassionately and inspiring compassion in others.
Person #1:"Look at that lazy guy begging for money. I mean, get a job!"

Person #2: "They might be going through a tough time or something. Maybe they have a mental illness and their family doesn't know where they are."
Person #1:"Wow, thanks, compassionista! You just made me sound like a douche."
Person #2: (silence is golden)
by beacompassionista August 18, 2014
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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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compassionless

A word to describe a person or people that greedy and selfish. They lack empathy for people in need or for people that have gone out of their way to provide the best care for these snobs.
Guy 1: See that guy over there in the restaurant. He is such a compassionless dick to the waitress. She went out of her way to make sure his order was right, refilled his drinks promptly, made sure the table was clean for him, double checked the order making sure all the specific requests for the food was done right, she was genuinely nice person, and he didn't even leave her a penny for a tip.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy is a fucking compassionless dick.
by superbipolar420 June 25, 2016
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COMPASSIONSHIP

WHEN A HOOD HO OR NIGGA NEEDS COMFORT THEY FIND A MOTHERFUCKA WITH COMPASSION FOR THERE HOOD WAYS AND CUDDLE AND SHIT
I need a bitch who can give me some comoassionship G.

BITCH im telling you he a hood nigga with compassionship he a keeper.
by Companionship May 8, 2018
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Grenade Comparison

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.
Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.
by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011
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vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".
I just went to a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving, where we heard a lot about the joys of being vegan from the vegan host that served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to themselves and a room full of straight up carnivore people the host has known for at least thirty years despite never once hearing even a fleeting interest from any of them in vegan food. No non-vegan food was permitted.
by footrageous November 30, 2021
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