Celia de Aya

Latin for "Brew of Aya", Aya being the goddess that invented Ayahuasca. A mixture of water, vegetable glycerin and various powdered herbs and mushrooms, including psilocybe spp., mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and the roots of a kava plant. Combined, they make for a very psychedelic brew, which can be used as vape juice.

Aviv: Hey Cameron, I made your vape juice, but today's vape juice is special.
Cameron: What is special in it, Aviv?
Aviv: I won't tell you. It's a surprise.
Cameron: Oh, okay! *puff*
Cameron: Can you please tell me which kind of satanic dark sorcery you did in order to make this happen? An alien is telepathically communicating to me, in an extraterrestrial language that I somehow understand but also don't understand at the same time.
Aviv: Well, it's because you just vaped Celia de Aya. Organic, natural and very psychedelic, made out of powdered psilocybe cubensis, mimosa hostilis, cannabis indica, salvia divinorum, coffee arabica, nicotiana tobacum and kava roots. Telepathic aliens are normal for the experience.
Cameron: Well, to be honest, this is pretty pleasurable. See ya, mate!

by byeeeeeeeeee July 11, 2022

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Celia

A person that is way shorter than average

Person 1: where’s Celia?
Person 2: right in front of you

Person 1: WOAH! I didn’t see Celia

Person 2: I know, they are quite short

by BurningCow July 26, 2022

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Celia

Has the dumbest but most contagious laugh. Definitely a crazyy fangirl most likely over one direction, 5sos and a larry shipper. Is THE most organized person you'll ever meet. Has a youtube addiction and could spend HOURS watching videos but cant sit through a movie without getting bored. Except comedies. Because they're funny. Is definitely going to get 10 billion tattoos when she moves out. Likes getting changed in the middle of the tube. Can't be trusted because she thinks Aladdin is better than the Lion King.

guy 1: Why is that girl getting changed in the tube.
guy 2 : oh because she's a Celia

by siberasidney May 28, 2020

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Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.

Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."

by yalpdrow December 19, 2017

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chloe and celia

the bestest of friends no doubt about that twooo beautiful girls! that love each other!!! they would die without each there!!! they will never be replaced they will always love!!! if anyone were to make fun of either one of them the other one would murder the person who said that! so if i were u i wouldnt ever pick a fight with them!!!:) and they are just truly pretty, gorgeous, and stunning...!

Hey did u see chloe and celia.....?
yeah they beat me up cuz i called them whores...
well they are bffs!
damn did u see chloe and celia..!?
yeahh hell there hot idk wich one to choose!
hah samee bro!

by bffls09910 January 22, 2011

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