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Clive

A women who is Massive bald cunt not scared of anything constantly punishes kids and throws Xbox’s in the bin
Wow that is such a clive thing to do
by Andrew Reeds November 11, 2019
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Clive-Palmer-ate

(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)

A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,

fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,

in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,

INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),

it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )

or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.

If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate

Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Clive

Clive is a commonly used word to describe a pedophile.
Did you here about that 7 year old boy whose best friends with Clive, what a pedo
by amypercy April 18, 2020
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clive dytor

a kick-ass farther of the church and a war hero with his two faithful hounds Izzy and Alfy there is nothing he can't do
clive dytor is a bad ass
by gromlin69 September 28, 2020
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35 clivee

35 clive is a sexy lad who appeared in charlie and the chocolate factory as a oompaloompa heloves to sit on little lads
he is also about as tall as a nike shoe box so
watch out before he bites your kebab ankles and he also loves to do
naughty business with purple aki
Beware! 35 clivee will munch your nuts for £5
by Battyneek01 January 11, 2022
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Clive

Clive will definitely shank you up with his dodgy mohawk hair. He also will randomly walk into your classroom for no apparent reason..
"Yo did you see that fight earlier?!"
"Yeah it was pretty sh-"
Clive ; "someone call?"
by penisluvr69 January 25, 2021
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Clive

Verb
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.

Means of showing attraction while fully clothed
Jenna: Did you guys fuck?
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.

Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks
by Cliving n' Jiving March 26, 2019
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