Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Clart

Where one passes gas into a girls clit for sexual stimulation

imma Clart up your pussy so you blow up like a balloon

by Deven lu June 28, 2023

Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap

Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts

by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024

Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

clart

the favourite word as a substitute for kill by famous youtuber tommyinnit

"im going to clart you wilbur"

by TobyClaesson June 3, 2021

Clart

Nonce, a person who nonces, known to be - Nonce.

You just went full Clart, never go full Clark. Now then Now then, Clart.

by BigGreenDildo July 22, 2021