Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

by Dballa October 1, 2010

Coruscant

The very definition of too awesome for words; what you get when you combine Star Wars with Tokyo.
Also the Republic capital.

Coruscant is just too awesome for an example

by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009

shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.

I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017

by 1Yonge January 6, 2017

Minor Chores

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.

Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!

by Donultimate February 24, 2020

power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004

Cherusan

Means poo, in russian written as Какашка or Гавно. It is also a name, usually a persont hat is given that name will end up being an ugly tall skinny person resembling a big piece of poo.

ewwww look at that big pile of Cherusan
that Cherusan smells soo bad

by Mrs Lovett 1234 January 1, 2009

Fat wreck chords

The record label of some of the most awsm punk bands including Anti-Flag, NOFX, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes.

God Bless Fat Wreck Chords

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005