John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014
Get the Staples Centre mug.Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
Get the useless as a call-centre operative mug.A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.
"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"
"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"
"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"
by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015
Get the centre parting mug.pun of 'sealife centre'. Used to refer to the feeling in the middle of your chest (heart) when you realise you are just a gangsta.
by Click here May 16, 2015
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by splashhhey November 23, 2019
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Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre
by Durant69 September 2, 2019
Get the St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre mug.A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
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