Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.

Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!

by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)

Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE

by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Celery

Common slang for girls for referring to even they are on their period.

“Sis I be eating celery, got anything?”

by {[Amelia}] June 9, 2022

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020