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Celery Dock

Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
Me and Janes dad celery docked the other night, his peanut butter was delicious!
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
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Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)
Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE
by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021
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Bronze Celery

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery
by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021
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national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!
"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"
by scruffrry June 5, 2021
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Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refers to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.
Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.
by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021
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celeryism

When someone is very stubborn and is like a piece of celery and is being very descriminated against the type of celery they are.
She has some severe celeryism.
by Brave_SR January 3, 2022
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Cracking The Celery

A phrase meaning pulling an all-nighter to do schoolwork.
Man, did you study for the physics test today?

Yeah, I was cracking the celery HARD last night.
by Zizoman123 April 25, 2021
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