carbon dangle

when you have your ashes of your smoke not tapped into an ashtray and just left to dangle

yo man, ash that bitch, don't let yo carbon dangle

by Mozes March 31, 2005

carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.

If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.

by pifactorial August 6, 2008

carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

carbon puss

A cranky person at a social event. It can be plural for multiple cranky people at a social event.

What is up with the carbon pusses in the living room?

by BritMen November 24, 2016

carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018