Skin Cannoli

An Italians’ asshole. Also known as “flesh cannoli”

Luke: Oi cunt have you seen Luigi Abagnale’s fuckin wog doot?

Marty: yeah cunt it’s a proper fuckin skin cannoli!

Luke: faaark cunt

Marty: pass us a fuckin durry cunt

by BarryBingBong February 27, 2025

Cannoli

Slang Italiano for Vagina

Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...

by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022

Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.

Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.

by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.

Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.

by stonydaman May 3, 2021

Longhorn Cannoli

When your longhorn server takes the bread and stuffs it full of their cream ;)

Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.

Host: Man you're fucked.

by longhornhostnigga November 1, 2020

Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement

I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli

by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025