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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 2, 2023
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Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole
Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?
by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022
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Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.
Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.
by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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A cannoli

When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin before ejaculation to capture the cum.
by anonymous November 12, 2021
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Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
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