Cancer Bats

The Cancer Bats are band of debatable genre (mostly hardcore/ metalcore/ punk) from Toronto, Ontario (Canada) who epitomize the punk lifestyle; living out of their vans, eating cheap food and partying all night every night. They have been together officially since 2004, released their first album in 2006 (Birthing the Giant), and have just released their newest album (Hail Destroyer).
The Cancer Bats consist of:
Liam Cormier- Vocals
Scott Middleton- Guitar
Jaye R. Schwarzer- Bass
Mike Peters- Drums
To date they have featured such artists as Alexisonfire's Wade MacNeil and George Pettit, Rise Against's Tim McIlrath, and Billy Talent's Ben Kowalewicz on their tracks.
They are the peddlers of the "be sweet or die" lifestyle/phrase.

The Cancer Bats are awesome and their shows are rad.

by Love Martha May 19, 2008

Caner

The sexiest, funniest and the most adorable guy u will ever meet with the biggest cock ever possible.

oh my god look at Caner

by jack114 November 25, 2020

cancer sticker

a smoker

nyc is full of cancer stickers

by h. jablome October 27, 2008

Fridge Cancer

When you have unfortunately left food in your fridge for extended periods of time and they start to resemble something more like science experiments rather than anything that's edible. The disease spreads, and before you know it, your fridge is filled with rotting food in various states of decomposition.

"I wouldn't eat anything coming out of my fridge at the moment, it's got fridge cancer."

by Chicken Ramen July 7, 2006

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert November 6, 2007

Tony Cannelloni

The well rounded ficticious character Tony Cannelloni is both prolific in his weight as well as his mobster qualities. Got the nickname for his love of canneloni and the fact that he always looks stuffed.

"Hey whats up with Tony Cannelloni, he hasn't been around at the cafe this week?" me i don't know nothing, last time i seen him he was doing that thing with Franky Bones.

by jamps1972 November 2, 2009

Patriotic Cancer

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

by k_brhodes July 6, 2014