cankle bandit

One who is obsessed with cankles. A subcategory of chubby chaser.

Did you see Tim at the office party? Kathy must weigh like 300lbs. He is such a cankle bandit.

by FeelingTheCrush April 11, 2008

Cankle Butt

When your butt displays the same properties as your cankles. Aka fat ass

That chick was twerking and bumped into a greyhound bus causing it to roll over with all that cankle butt

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

Cankle Dyke

A lesbian who is an extreme level of fat

That fat bitch is definatley a cankle dyke

by Toggafreggin September 28, 2009

cackling cankle

A big girl that laughs so much her cankles jiggle

That cackling cankle got on my nerves when she wouldn't stop smacking her gum

by Big Anny May 14, 2019

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009