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calum hoods toenail

Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
by Borrison the Wise May 24, 2016
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calum hood hands

having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!
by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
by Henry jk January 7, 2016
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Calum

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy

Person 1: what the fuck
by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021
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calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch
“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”
by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024
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Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.
When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.
by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024
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