cellevader

noun,

person who ignores texts and phone calls but is clearly on facebook

Girl #1: "I tried to call him, but he never answered. Maybe he was at work and couldn't answer his phone?"
Girl #2: "Oh really? Cause I saw him posting and "liking" on facebook. He is a total cellevader. Ditch him"

ignore evade facebook evader cell text avoid texts phone calls cellphone celevader cellavader

by hottieboss April 30, 2013

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017

Mr Calleem

Anyone called callum is the best in the world

Wow, Mr Calleem is the best in the world

by Pointylegend December 19, 2021

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021

Callen

Callen can either be a first name or a surname. A Callen is a smart, hardworking man who is very loyal to his current girlfriend/wife and will always make sure she's okay. Callen often has trouble understanding who he is, who his family is, but always knows where his loyalties lie. He sees the glass as half-empty but knows the right time to crack a joke.

Girl: "My boyfriend Callen just got a promotion at his job! I'm really proud of him."

by S.G.M July 24, 2016

a tribe called quest

A rap group with lots of talent and intelligence.

It is almost guaranteed that if you let someone who only listens to rock music listen to them, they will like it because of their beats and lyrics. This is because rap nowadays is not as meaningful as it was during Quest's time.

I like a Tribe Called Quest, but not Yung Joc.

I'm sure you will too if you have a shred of intelligence

by educated black woman June 25, 2006

you are called welcome

1. First used by E. Little, it is a phrase that fully encapsulates one of the many unnerving situations that arise during "meet at greet" at Otter Creek C of C.

E. Little: "Are you new here?"
Jan Doe: "No we've gone here for years, but I'm not sure what you would call us."
E. Little: "Well, you are called welcome."

by Mr. E Ward May 26, 2008