Californian roll

The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.

Retard: "I got Californian rolls"
Normal person: "throw it in the fucking trash"

by leftforalt August 31, 2018

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Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025

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Californian Plunger

The Californian Plunger is a multi-step process sex activity that usually involves 1 man and 2 women or 3 women. Step one Start off by taking a shit that's soft but not soft enough to fall into pieces. Step Two, freeze the log and shove it into your ass and or pussy (about 1/4 of the length of the log) in a process called iglooing. Step 3 get two women to wrap their pussy folds onto the log. Step four, make them start pushing it down and pulling it up, like the motion of a plunger. Do it until everyone has a orgasm or until the shit is to soft to use.

I was feeling naughty so Jane and Hillary gave me a Californian Plunger.

by Hey guess what? July 15, 2025

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Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

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