noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

Julius Caesared

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.

"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.

by Felon Light October 5, 2019

Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009

lame cakes

the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'.

it sucks but it's not that bad.

person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"

by Torey H March 29, 2008

beat her cakes

The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.

Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.

DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.

by Jack Gnoff June 30, 2006

cabernet sauvignon

a red grape primarily used to produce the wine of the same name- typically full bodied wines with a lasting finish.

roommate 1: omgah did someone bleed all over the sink?
roommate 2: no, i chundered two bottles of cab...
cabernet sauvignon

by whatamisupposedtodowithoutmycellphone October 18, 2007

Zebra Cakes

a tasty little cake, yellow on the innie,white frosting on the outy,and chocolate fristing drizzzled on top to make it look like a zebra

Little Debbie makes Zebra CAkes that are delicious!

by lexi January 11, 2005