Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
Get the Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistionmug. by nightranchers May 9, 2023
Get the bumpkinmug. by Katrina synchro sanchez October 14, 2023
Get the Bumpkinmug. Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023
Get the Bumpkin Rumpkinsmug. Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.
Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.
Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.
Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
Get the Business Bumpkinmug. an rough bumpkin is when you get a shit filled condom similar to a rusty trombone and then cover it in grund beef cook it attach to a string and when having sex shove it down her throat and make her swallow it and shit in her eye and give her a mexican hot pocket
by Company 517 May 13, 2011
Get the Rough Bumpkinmug. Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
by DD613 October 22, 2022
Get the Bumpkin Pumpkinmug.