Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
Get the Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion mug.A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
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Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
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P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.
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Get the Bumpkin mug.an rough bumpkin is when you get a shit filled condom similar to a rusty trombone and then cover it in grund beef cook it attach to a string and when having sex shove it down her throat and make her swallow it and shit in her eye and give her a mexican hot pocket
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