Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009
Get the Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistionmug. by anonymous May 26, 2022
Get the Bumpkin fevermug. A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.
Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!
Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!
Me: Fo sho!
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!
Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!
Me: Fo sho!
by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024
Get the snuggle bumpkinmug. by nightranchers May 9, 2023
Get the bumpkinmug. by 64bitpug December 14, 2021
Get the bumpkinmug. by Bumpkin nugget April 2, 2021
Get the Bumpkinmug. Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.
by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023
Get the Bumpkinmug.