Bromance

The special and treasured bond of two straight males who have known each other for a very long time, it ain’t gay tho. This type of “romance” far exceeds that of a relationship because fuck women.

Dumb bitch: OMG Brad didn’t want to face fuck me tonight because he said he’s at a sleepover with Dylan
Dumb bitches friend: Ugh, totally rude, those two got some bromance going on

by Poop nose February 21, 2019

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Bromance

A freaking heterosexual relationship between to bros, bro

Bromance is a guy loving a guy in the most heterosexual way.

John: hey I gotta go...
Jimmy: alright man love you bro, no homo
John: love ya too
Idiot: stop showing gay to each other you crap turds
Jimmy: romance,
Idiot:*realized his mistake and has a homophobic heart attack*

by "Turtle2nz"onyoutube January 07, 2019

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bromance

When a guy thinks a girl wants to be romantically involved with him because she is nice to him and wants to hang out with him, but in reality she just thinks of him in a platonic way, like a "bro". Hence the "bromance"

You could say that a guy has a case of the bromance when he develops a crush on a friend that is a girl.

You could also say that a girl is plagued by bromance when all her guy friends tend to fall in love with her.

Emilie: Shit, Dave's been texting me like twenty times a day. Its starting to get annoying.

Jess: I thinks he's got the bromance.

Emilie: Ew sick dude, we're just friends.

Jess: I bet thats not what he thinks.....

by JessCanada April 01, 2008

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