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Takiton brofest

Takiton brofest
Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton brofest.
Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!
by jøkull March 15, 2024
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Takiton Brofest

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making a Takiton Brofest
Alex: Johnny, wake up!
Johnny: Why?
Alex: I want a Takiton brofest for breakfast!
by jøkull March 15, 2024
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hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.
You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes
by Iliarose August 21, 2023
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