When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.
by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017
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A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
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"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."
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