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sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
by kyleawesome August 31, 2011
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Dropping Biscuits

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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twiggle them biscuits

When one puts both hands upon another's buttocks, grasping each butt cheek - one in each hand - rubbing them vigorously in wild motions; Most often performed by males to females. Males often squat behind the female subject to gain full presentation of the buttocks at face level, grabbing the butt cheeks from underneath, which offers a more firm grip on the female's rump.
"Girl I'm gunna twiggle them biscuits." "Twiggle them biscuits baby!!!!" Interchangeable with Twiggle your biscuits.
by BeardedRaconteur November 13, 2020
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jizz biscuits

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.
by Scott Riel February 14, 2004
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holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.
HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?
by lolicakes September 30, 2010
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fruity disco biscuits

Australian term for the drug Acid.
With half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.
by Scotty Hizzy October 17, 2008
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BiscuitDoughJones

Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.

To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.

It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.
If Edward James Olmos was a female, he would be a BiscuitDoughJones.
by killyourselfbizkit May 9, 2008
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