Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he's also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by BigPutz41 April 27, 2022
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A famous phrase that can be used when life presents you with a decent opportunity for you to prove yourself and you still fuck it up.
guy1: Hey I finally confronted that girl I told I like.
guy2: Oh Miranda? Great, how did it go?
guy1: Well surprisingly she sat down next to me and gave me an open chance. I was too nervous so I ran away.
guy1: Another One Bites the Dust.
guy2: Oh Miranda? Great, how did it go?
guy1: Well surprisingly she sat down next to me and gave me an open chance. I was too nervous so I ran away.
guy1: Another One Bites the Dust.
by dicgreyfox October 23, 2018
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Get the biter mug.boo boo bites are the tiny poo crumbs within you bum. They become torch (fire) when the booty meat starts swingin'
Joe - "yo have you eaten ass?"
Alex - "fuck yea, I luv my girls boo boo bites"
Joe - "shit i've never had them I'll try them"
Alex - "fuck yea, I luv my girls boo boo bites"
Joe - "shit i've never had them I'll try them"
by TitsMcGeeAnal-69 October 16, 2018
Get the boo boo bites mug.orignally to dog bites, now means that once somebody has gotten hurt or had something go wrong will be afraid to try it again (especially in love)
If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.
If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.
by vitalia November 27, 2006
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