Bi-Winning

What Charlie Sheen answered during an interview when asked if he was Bi-Polar.

Reporter: are you bi-polar?
Charlie: I'm Bi-Winning

by The Actual Jesus March 29, 2011

Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there

Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude

by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011

bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.

"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen

by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.

Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!

by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011

bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011

Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"

Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.

by sup3rsawy3rs March 27, 2011

bi-winning

To win over here, and win over there.

Am I bi-polar?? I'm bi-winning.

by TheKingAndrock March 26, 2011