hot tub baptism

When a bunch of guys do some gay stuff in a hot tub and keep it a secret.

Matt: Boy, I really wish Adam could have made the trip.
George: Me too, but nothing a hot tub baptism can't fix!
<All the guys cheer and do gay stuff and keep it a secret>

by Hot tuib harry May 2, 2012

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

boo boo baptism

When two ghost love each other very much. One ghost shits all over the other ghost face and body cleansing is soul of impurities and replacing it with love.

Tokey: "Hey Bitch, its my birthday next week. I hope youre ready for your Boo Boo Baptism"
Richard:"Yes daddy Tokey thank you for this delicious opportunity"

by FuckYouRichardLickMyBalls August 2, 2019

12 Gauge Baptism

When someone is under the influence of so many demons, that the only way to save them is taking them out of their misery.

“Dude, did you hear about that kid who was possessed with 75 demons? They had to give his ass a 12 Gauge Baptism."

"that's fucked, man."

by Thiccimus Prime January 25, 2023

Irish Baptism

When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!

Yo, I totally gave Seamus an Irish Baptism last night!

by Seamus McCoy March 14, 2013

Orgy baptism

It’s like soggy biscuit but you don’t gotta eat it

Can me and the boys give give you a orgy baptism

by Phat Sausage June 4, 2025

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023