Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

Banana split

When I split you with my banana

She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert

by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021

The Choco Banana Split

When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face

bro!! my girl just did the choco banana split on me it was wild

by Futaraki February 12, 2022

Banana Split

The action of one male sticking his dick into another mans dick-hole.

Wow he sure did give me a good banana split aye?

by Marty McDicks February 26, 2017

Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.

“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.

I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!

by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020