big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.

Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.

by Daniel Woolf January 07, 2008

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Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.

1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

by Demetrius D. August 03, 2006

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gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.

Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!

by Akamaitek August 18, 2006

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happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

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Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012

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