bacon

the "food" formed when a little boy named "Branch" steals chemicals from queefy boy's office and then sizzles off the extra red carpet va j j from his mother with the chemicals and puts that on a frying pan and cooks it and then eats it vigorously
the extra skin hanging off of mei mei's floppy va j j

"I ate some of Mei Mei's bacon for breakfast yesterday - it was sizzled to perfection."
by lucx June 30, 2006
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bacon

The back-end of a female also known as thier asshole.
yo i ate that girls bacon last night..i was in heaven
by JROKK November 18, 2011
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bacon

Here comes one of the bacons
by Sir C May 07, 2004
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bacon

a boy with grey hair prematurly. with an abnormaly large gurth. thinks he is a playa when he shud be chillin with his homegirl. looks wierd on a bike.
bacon has homosexual tendancies
by wooyeah12345 July 21, 2009
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Bacon on Bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."
by Umberto Baggio April 20, 2012
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There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues
by Andrew Brown September 28, 2005
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Bacon

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat
Bacon is good though
by SoBsubsidiary> August 25, 2022
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