backwards tortoise

A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.

Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.

by mrsteveo March 24, 2009

backwards-sideways

Sex: when you're spooning, and the big spoon has a penis.

This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.

by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015

backwards watch

verb.

To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.

I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.

by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014

Backwards Dougie

Part one of the Twank by 2Dope, goin backwards on the dougie.

Kieran had a little too much to drink so he started the backwards dougie.

by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011

Backwards turnbuckle

A backwards turnbuckle is when you sit back to back with your bro and use a seat belt to become one. Then reach behind and jerk them off.

Me and Ron got shit faced and backwards turnbuckled lastnight.

by Cooteronetime February 15, 2023

backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.

The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.

by Austay May 16, 2018

Backwards Kamikaze

A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.

This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.

The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.

by T-Deck and South Westy Steve July 23, 2009