Pace University

An institution in New York City where partying isn't optional, it's mandatory and the core curriculum. The kids know that there's no reason to drink unless you're going to get shit-faced (sometimes ending at pre-gaming!), if you don't have money or a fake you're ending up at one of three shitty bars (where the person you're avoiding will be at the same one!), and the academics a total joke (you will be wasted and high during your exam and still get your A's!). Pick your housing by the way you want college to be! The tower is high school all over again, John St is the home of alcoholics and drug addicts (look at the front steps! Who would want to live there?!), Fulton - who cares! and Brooklyn is where the patients go (Who even goes there?!)! No worries, you'll see everyone in the caf where everyone knows everyone's story. More people live at the dorms than people go to school! No concern since Pace probably just lost all their paperwork! You need money? Call up daddy! He'll probably give you a nice $600 a week to spend on all the pre-gaming necessities, the taxi cabs, and the drugs you need to sleep! But it still won't be enough! The only thing that lives up to it's name is Pacing yourself, as in you can't pace yourself and the PU because you will reek of marijuana after two days! Too bad it ends all too shortly!

"It's too much money to have fun anymore...I hate my college."
"Transfer to Pace University! You're parents will pay $50k for it!"

by TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!PU'10 March 29, 2010

Pint Pace

The pace at which it takes an individual to finish 16 ounces of beer. Typically measured in pints per hour(pph).

Timmy's pint pace is usually around 2.5 pph, but Karen can almost always down them at 3.0 or above.

by ScaryTerryBish February 8, 2017

Pace merchant

when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: yo, what's a pace merchant

guy 2: when u just run and can do nothing else but run

Guy 1: oh

😭

Guy 2: 🤣

by 69OOF420 May 18, 2022

Pace Electronics

A disgusting company in the Seinfeld universe that you do not want to share a bathroom with

"I mean, we share it with Pace Electronics, it's disgusting!"

by Johnhammer May 17, 2020

Ford pace

Ford likes rats and cereal. If u don’t like cereal then eat a rat

I’m like ford pace

by Ford fetus October 12, 2021

pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms

Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

coke pace

cleaning/doing busy work efficiently and enthusiastically

coke pace is when people go about their daily busyness in an productive and eager manner ; usually accompanied by feelings of not being able to stop , as if it were addictive

Jane: *cleaning like a sane madwoman*
Bruce: why's Jane cleaning like that?
Abby: she's coke pacin' it.

by invisible_espy October 19, 2012