Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

by idgawmabi January 14, 2020

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass

Your an ass monkey

by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019

ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.

"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)

by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017

ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

by johnny dame February 3, 2022

Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.

Oh fuck you, you ass monkey

by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018