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Jin Akanishi

Japanese celebrity with the voice an angel, the body of some kind of fucking Greek god, and the personality of that ex-boyfriend you dumped after walking in on him having a drunken orgy in your bed without you. He used to be part of a band, then later started flying solo in 2010. Likes to believe that he can speak English, also pretends to know jackshit about acting. He has a gorgeous voice though, as well as rabid fans who will claw out your eyes if you say different. He's most definitely bisexual, and mostly probably gay, despite his tendency to dress like a homeless busker on crack.
1) Jin Akanishi held a concert in L.A. last year.

2) After that one nude photo shoot, the word 'eggplant' became synonymous with the words 'Jin's dick'.
by keveinkabob December 31, 2011
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aanisah

Perfection, not another word to describe this girl.
Usually mixed race or Spanish looking with a massive ass, she's pure gorgeous and sexy, she can pull all the boys and she knows it! Even though she knows this she still thinks down on her self, although she doesn't need to!
The girls who aren't in her friendship circle want to be and all the boys want her to be their queen.
Boy: Daaaamn look at her! Aanisah is fineeee

Girl: I wish I looked like Aanisah!
by Iloveyouaanisah January 24, 2014
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Alanis Ironic

a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.

b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.

c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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Analisms

being anal about multiple issues, obsessive compulsive disorder, repeating behaviors multiple times in a row, or issues with your ass, possibly taking it in the ass multiple times, taking it in the ass with multiple toys and/or partners at the same time
OMG she has entirely too many analisms she has to lock the doors 3 times every time she leaves. She love her analisms with her big black toy and her girlfriends strap on! He totally digs analisms with his man and his toys!
by Monarch Beauty August 20, 2012
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Amanism

When your Amanistic
Pro:You have Amanism
Ear:Yes,very amanistic
by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 29, 2019
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Anahis

Awesome
Nzood
Amazing
Horrifically amazing

Interesting

Shut yo
Omg that guy over there is such an Anahis
by Ri_gargantuan September 4, 2021
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anais

The name Anais is a girl's name of Hebrew origin meaning "grace". ... Anais is also the name of a popular perfume.
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by Lady_QUEEN June 1, 2020
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