Aldo Ovaltine

A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.

Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"

Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"

Guy 1: "no"

Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"

by Otis Gould October 11, 2011

aldo andres

Aldo andres was a Spanish/italian captain who sailed with Christopher Colombus and was known as an alcoholic and gambling addict and pirate until he was caught stealing rum from officials and was executed at is rumored that he was really the first person to discover America but Christopher Colombus wanted the glory so he framed him for lstealing rum and stole his map

Bro, have you had enough to drink? Nah man imma drink like an Aldo andres tonight!

by John Stewart PhD February 23, 2015

aldo duvan

some boring mexican who thinks he is a niglet

wow today daniel was such a aldo duvan.

by robert The Dood November 1, 2017

alofasau

Alofasau is a beautiful girl who is sassy to others, She loves the outdoors and will do anything to be as loyal as she can, her smile is the most amazing view.

"Oh my god bro! Look at alofasau, i want to ask her to prom!"
"Yeah bro! Go for it"

by Zhavia May 20, 2018

Alofore

a dumb moron who is racist and has no friends.

chris is alofore

by Cluft January 29, 2020

aldoe

another cuter word for although

add on from though=doe

gillie should sleep, aldoe i wanna talk to her

by erohw September 21, 2020

algofak

An algorithm, replete with the biases and ignorance of the programmers or HAL 9000s who created them, that fucks up your access to everything you need to live a life. Often takes the form of poorly programmed bots rejecting or ignoring resumes. Swap in the term "home loan application" or "college application" for "resume," and you can see where this is going.

I think an algofak stopped me from getting that sweet job. Too many places are algofakking too many people, amirite?!

by zonglorious February 22, 2021