Milky Albatross

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025

Calmos l’albatros

When you’re french girlfriend gets angry after you ask her to get you a beer and you need to tell her to relaxi taxi

Person1: Calmos l’albatros babe, now go get me a beer Bitch

by Gabby west side April 1, 2021