stoner achiever

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011

Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.

"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"

by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017

Achievement Whore

Person who acquires XBOX 360 console games for the soul purpose of getting all of the achievements for that game to gain gamerscore.

Dude, have you seen nick's gamerscore? It is hella high.

yeah, he is such a fuckin' achievement whore.

by Masonlolkthx November 26, 2007

trevor ackley

The self centered guy that looks himself up

Trevor ackley: i wonder what my name is on urban dictionary

by Trevor5998 August 23, 2015

achievement pants

when an old man hikes his pants up to his wrinkly man boobs, grabs hold of the waistband and moves it back and forth..(after telling some great achievement story that makes him proud)

Every time Grandpa tells another WWII story, he stands up and does the ole Achievement Pants move

by Granny Moses July 23, 2003

Mikasa Ackermann

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual

Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan

by Master Armageddon February 3, 2019

Levi Ackerman

Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.

Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.

Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)

For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢

OMG!!!! Have you seen blah blah blah of AOT?!?! Levi Ackerman is so hot in that one seen!

by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018