aardvark

the first word in the english dictionary

Guy 1: Aye did you know aardvark was the first word in the dictionary?
Guy 2: Oh damn I didn't know that, thats pretty cool.
Guy 2: *puts on speaker* "GUYS DID YOU KNOW AARDVARK WAS THE FIRST WORD IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY???????"
Guy 3 and others: dam that was cool but you didn't have to say it like that :/
Guy 2: sheesh, sorry.

by cincodemayo4 December 19, 2021

aardvark

A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.

I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

aardvark

a person who is or does something stupid or retarded

If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)

by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008