Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Aardvark

Aardvark (slang) /ˈärdˌvärk/ noun:

1. A person who expresses strong dislike or opposition towards artificial intelligence-generated art.
2. An individual who habitually posts negative or provocative comments on social media pages dedicated to AI art, often with the intention of causing disruption or eliciting angry responses.
3. Someone perceived to emit an unpleasant or off-putting aura, particularly in the context of discussions about AI-generated artwork.

Etymology: Derived from the animal aardvark, humorously implying that such individuals possess qualities reminiscent of the creature's peculiar appearance or behavior.

"Don't engage with that aardvark in the comments section; they're just trying to start an argument about AI art again."

by Ghetto Witch June 21, 2024

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025