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Habit Ranch

Yeah, wingstop’s ranch is good - but have you had HABIT RANCH? To die for.
by California77 November 23, 2021
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hog habits

The practice of having numerous and risky sexual encounters , disregarding the consequences.
"Hog habits die hard son" -my dad on why he doesn't live with us anymore.
by wordmaster_clarence November 21, 2017
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Mad habits

A pattern of doing things that are completely insane.
I gotta stop these mad habits
by Wuuuhu February 17, 2022
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Jack habit

An addiction or excessive engagement in masturbation and/or pornography
That guy is at Costco buying only lotion and tissue; he must have a pretty bad jack habit.
by Nickesmalz February 21, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to parianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Katiuska "Middle~Name" Robles: The Habitational; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025
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