Alcohol

The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches

Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip

Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship!

by lolanonnnnnnnnn October 24, 2010

Alcohol

An awful liquid that everyone pretends to enjoy. Keep that away from you.

Donald trump never drinks alcohol, which makes him the best president of the US!!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Alcoholic

Someone who drinks before work aka the modern day pirate.

You're an alcoholic

by Master drunk 318 July 28, 2016

alcoholing

Verb- Alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers

Let's go alcoholing!

by splarf October 12, 2013

alcoholer

A person who drinks alcohol to excess either on a regular basis or in bouts of binge drinking that negatively affects family, friends and/or co-workers.

Joe lost his job because he was an alcoholer.
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by Boleroboy May 23, 2011

alcohol

a substance which is legal in the united states, yet more dangerous than marijauna which is illegal.

alcohol is a pussy drug

by robby January 02, 2005

Alcoholic

One who drinks after he repeatedly tells himself he will not.

Me: "Hey man, are you hitting up the bars tonight?"
Devin: "Nah man, I'm done drinking"
*Goes out 2 hours later*
Me: "You're an alcoholic"

by TaylorSwift222 November 12, 2016