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Kris

A very ugly man who has a 2007 sense of humor and laughs at stupid things. He is popular in a bad sort of way. Everyone makes fun of him and he spends all his money on robux. He always says yeet and gets in trouble for it. He steals everybody's jokes and is just weird. He is good at technology in a nerdy way.
Person 1: omg you should have seen kris at lunch.
Person 2: ikr he is weird and a nerd.
by TacoManYeet May 2, 2019
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toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.
where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!
by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022
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Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris
by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018
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''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.
Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''
by Wurt October 13, 2018
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Hey Kris is a loser
I agree
by kris.pykreme February 18, 2019
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Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.
girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*
by popk August 22, 2016
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kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer
Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!
by BaseballFan29 July 18, 2016
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