cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

by Captain L January 13, 2008

cut by a different cloth

Someone made by a different make up than others, usually in a positive way. They do things against the grain.

Domenic is cut by a different cloth, he just does whatever he wants whenever he wants.

by Magnacarta67 October 16, 2017

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

cut me a brick

give me a break, or let it go man

will ferrell: "What the frick, cut me a brick!"

by capta1n char1sma January 21, 2007

cut me a hickory

To have a child go cut a switch from a hickory tree branch or similar to be used for spanking said child.

I told you not to do that! Now go cut me a hickory!

by carbonatedsoda December 22, 2010

cut me a brick

A way to say, ''Cut me some slack'' or ''Give me a break''

cut me a brick will you?

by DizzyLizzy January 25, 2007

National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021