A girl with severe mental problems who likes to ear hustle. She will interact with your close circle of friends before school starts by shoving her way into the friendship circle and offering her opinion on Trump when you were talking about cat videos. She also randomly tells people who she wants to lose her virginity to. She also mightily headbangs to KidzBop.
Girl 1: "Today in 3rd period after the mile run, Zoey took off all of her clothes and layed on the gym floor."
Girl 2: "Zoey is so weird!"
Girl 2: "Zoey is so weird!"
by YESDADDY13 October 6, 2018
Get the Zoeymug. by Zeaux February 28, 2009
Get the Zoeymug. Zoey is passion able name, she is cool but has quite a dirty mind and appears to be a slut! She is also pretty smart but not enough to be in a relationship for too long! Zoey might also be known as “dirtsy humper”
• I like zoey and makes me wanna think of dirty
•you mean dirtsy humper!
•dirtsy humper is the best at just having sex but with clothes on
•you mean dirtsy humper!
•dirtsy humper is the best at just having sex but with clothes on
by Cool_kids109 April 14, 2015
Get the Zoeymug. Epic gamer. Comedy Goddess. Loved by Ratatoing and Sex. Mother of Alligator John. Hotter than any Sebastian out there
by Seabass5678 January 31, 2020
Get the Zoeymug. Her name means life and that is what she breathes into me every time I see her. It is a fact of life that she is the most gorgeous woman on the face of planet earth. She is always a joy to be around and makes me smile every time I think about her, one of these days she will see what I say is true but for now she'll go on denying it because she can't see what I see.
Zoey is the woman of my dreams
by wizard blizzard August 14, 2022
Get the Zoeymug. Hotter than Sebastian. Epic gamer and comedy goddess. Loved by ratatoing and mother to alligator John
Zoey is incredible
by Seabass5678 January 31, 2020
Get the Zoeymug.