A person, other than yourself, who likes what you like and wants what you want. Not-yous frequently attend the same open houses as you, jockey for the same job or promotion as you, crush on the same person as you, and even dress like you.
Woman: "Oh my God, I love this house. Do you think I'll get it?"
Man: "Maybe. A 3-bed, 2-bath with a walk-in closet and a bidet in a good school district is going to be pretty popular. Let's hope you found it before not-you could.
Man: "Maybe. A 3-bed, 2-bath with a walk-in closet and a bidet in a good school district is going to be pretty popular. Let's hope you found it before not-you could.
by a not-you March 13, 2017
Get the Not-Youmug. by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude February 6, 2019
Get the Youmug. You, <insert name here>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.
“You bastard! You killed Kenny!”
~ Stan on You
“A total idiot.”
~ Captain Obvious on You
“YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!”
~ Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy
~ Stan on You
“A total idiot.”
~ Captain Obvious on You
“YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!”
~ Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy
by Uncyclopedia March 27, 2008
Get the Youmug. the correct way to spell the ordinary word, you.
not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts.
{n.} not yooh
{n.} not yoo
{n.} not yew
not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts.
{n.} not yooh
{n.} not yoo
{n.} not yew
by craigisbetterthanme August 13, 2006
Get the youmug. by DrxgPrincess August 8, 2015
Get the youmug. It means a person. A individual that is out there. Somone who matters and can change the world. Somone who is good enough no matter what others say. Somone who is strong. Somone that choses to live another day and prosper through that day. That somone is you.
by Aqua_Sky2722 May 5, 2019
Get the Youmug.